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Slonk Donkerson
• 2025 • 13 tracks- #TitleLyrics
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- Farewell Show
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- The Silent Majority
© Slonk Donkerson 2025
Lyrics
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I was born in November
I live in New York, New York
My favorite store is Best Buy
I take a heart medication
Systole, diastole
Dark and light or pole to pole
Here I am caught in between
Pause and play or red and green
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I’ve had enough of telling other peoples stories
I want to tell my own
I’m looking for a digital camera
I’ve got a 580 credit score
I like the genre Classic Rock
I’m a Gemini, Leo moon
I’m sick of being pigeonholed
I’m tired of this algorithm
I could go for a Stella Artois
$7.50 can you feel my heartbeat
Systole, diastole
Dark and light or pole to pole
Here I am caught in between
Pause and play or red and green
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I’m having trouble telling who is who
And in the name of liberty
As I sing these words are they now my identity?
Yeah I can recall
The freedom of the endless highway
When I see my old exit sign
And the air whips through me from a simpler time
And yeah the town had made some changes
But the light felt just the same
I’m alive and I can do anything
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I was born in November
I live in New York, New York
My favorite store is Best Buy
I take a heart medication
Systole, diastole
Dark and light or pole to pole
Here I am caught in between
Pause and play or red and green
Upgrade to premium (platinum tier)
Aren’t you tired of the same old songs?
Get your first month free (first month free*)
I’ve had enough of telling other peoples stories
I want to tell my own
I’m looking for a digital camera
I’ve got a 580 credit score
I like the genre Classic Rock
I’m a Gemini, Leo moon
I’m sick of being pigeonholed
I’m tired of this algorithm
I could go for a Stella Artois
$7.50 can you feel my heartbeat
Systole, diastole
Dark and light or pole to pole
Here I am caught in between
Pause and play or red and green
Upgrade to premium (Platinum Tier)
I’m having trouble telling who is who
And in the name of liberty
As I sing these words are they now my identity?
Yeah I can recall
The freedom of the endless highway
When I see my old exit sign
And the air whips through me from a simpler time
And yeah the town had made some changes
But the light felt just the same
I’m alive and I can do anything
Upgrade to premium
And get your first month free
Upgrade to premium
Tell your own story
I want to tell my own
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